living in the basement
once the spiders have vacated the premises, which will be happening any minute i’m sure, i will have to turn my basement into a quaint little garden apartment. i’m looking at my basement and all the stuff strewn about. guess what? i’m not seeing quaint little garden apartment. i’m seeing the pets and i trying to escape with our lives. okay, maybe it’s not that bad. it could be very nice if i put a little elbow grease into it. can you hear my whining? good thing it’s really cold. the basement is way too cold for me to live in right now. i can move very slowly for a little while longer.