beware of the refrigerator door

December 10th, 2008

pal managed to get his tail caught in the refrigerator door today. he didn’t realize it had happened until after i left the house. 45 minutes later, i came home to a hysterical dog. he refuses to go anywhere near the fridge now. i can understand his fear. i mean, it did try to eat him.

…but i like pajamas

December 9th, 2008

You Are No Pajamas


You are a free spirited, confident person. You do what you like, when you like.

Even though you’re a bit strange, you find it easy to be open about who you are.Without trying to be, you come across as a very sexual person. You are very appealing.

You are likely to fall asleep pretty easily. You’re not an insomniac.

What Kind of Pajamas Are You?

grateful monday

December 8th, 2008

i am grateful for christmas songs. today’s favorite is ’til santa’s gone by clint black

i’m all worn out

December 7th, 2008

i had to go to a mega shopping store today. you know the type where you can buy underwear, lettuce and new tires all in the same store. after a while it’s like you have no sense of time in those places. how long was i in there? i’m not really sure but i feel like i took a ten mile walk. plus no matter how big the store feels, i am always so very (too very) close to some stranger. it’s exhausting. i need to take a nap. for, like, two days.

gay marriages will save the economy

December 6th, 2008
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quote

December 6th, 2008

yard

i prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show.
- andrew wyeth

interior crocodile alligator

December 5th, 2008

i’m supposed to be doing stuff. important christmas presenty stuff. but instead, i’m goofing off on the internets.

i’ve got the blues

December 4th, 2008

i was doing fine and then all of the sudden this week, with it’s 13 degree highs, got me. i think it’s too early for 13 to be the high. i think i might have to whine about it for the rest of the week.

i’m gonna be a thug

December 3rd, 2008

Your Mafia Name Is Angel “Crooked Nose” Capone


Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

What’s Your Mafia Name?

oh well

December 2nd, 2008

i did not make 50,000 words in 30 days, but i did write 20,000 words in 7 days.

that’s pretty cool.